Trolls don’t Party

Who was up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday possibly permanently destroying her hair from teasing and brain cells from inhaling toxic hairspray fumes?

this girl!

I finally decided that this Halloween I would be a treasure troll

Troll food:

Banana oatmeal with trail mix, peanut butter and almond butter. Trolls are indecisive.

I had work until 5 and then headed to the club to meet my girlie friends

it was a club crawl, they had been at it since 2 pm! Now that’s endurance!

I met one of my own kind!

Unfortunately after a couple of drinks and a couple of venues, I was not clicking with the night and smiles were becoming more and more forced.

Maybe it was the fact that I had inhaled half a bottle of toxic fumes while trying to get my hair to be impenetrable. I just wanted to go home.

Cab -> Train-> Bus. Hell of a commute. But I was happy to be home. It took about 45 minutes to get the 10 pounds of product out of my hair. It was alarming to see the water on the shower floor run neon pink. My hair may never be the same.

 Halloween. “the day that parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls and little girls to dress like whores. They go door to door brow beating hard working Americans into giving them free food.”

-Sue Sylvester


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