Morning Monster

I reserve the right to peaceful mornings.

I prepare everything for the following day ahead of time and wake up a little extra early so that I don’t have to rush in the mornings, I like to quietly eat my breakfast, drink my tea, and watch Ricardo and Friends.

As much as I love mornings, I am not a morning person. I am mean and cold in the mornings. I don’t try to hide it either. My morning face screams do not disturb. Actually, it screams another phrase… two words, the first one is a bad word that rhymes with truck and the second word is the opposite of on. Yeah.

Greek yogurt, Banana, Strawberry, Peanut Butter, Crunchy Buckwheat Granola

Ask me how I slept, you get a one word answer. Tell me I look nice, you get a dirty look. Talk about your day? I’ll give you a “that’s cool“. I’m aweful, I know.

I’m not mad, or stressed, I’m just waking up. After I’ve gotten something in my belly and gotten my fix of Ricardo, I’m much friendlier, but I’ve already scared everyone away and they don’t want to talk to me anymore.

So, family, friends, I love you dearly, and if you want to keep loving me, leave me alone in the mornings, for all of our sakes.


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